So, I was researching something totally benign and SOMEHOW stumbled across these—quite literal—monster dicks.
HOW DID I NOT FIND THESE UNTIL NOW?? Apparently they've been out for a while... and I somehow missed this whole thing.
The amazing folks at Fleshlight have a whole series of "FREAKS" and I think I want one, just for the hell of it... but I need to figure out which one.
They've got Flashlights, too, if dildos aren't your thing -- check it all out
HERE
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Alien |
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Cyborg |
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Frank |
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Zombie |
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Drac |
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Bigfoot
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Yeti |